Sunday, August 26, 2007

Stephen on eBay Home Page


Just thought I'd share a cropped pic of Stephen on eBay's home page. The auction still has 7+ more days left and the bidding has now topped $10,000! For a chance to grab your piece of Colbert history, click on the image to go to the auction.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Stephen's Cast For Auction on eBay


Stephen Colbert's wrist cast is now up for auction to the highest bidder on eBay!

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Signed by such notable Colbert guests as Michael Bloomberg, Mayor of New York; CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric; Bill O'Reilly, host of FOX's The O'Reilly Factor; Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of U.S. House of Representatives; Tim Russert, host of NBC's Meet The Press; Tony Snow, White House Press Secretary; and NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams, the bidding is already up to 66 bids and 8,300.00 dollars! And there are still 8+ days to go!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Jim Cramer

Stephen invites friend Jim Cramer on the show and asks him why he's so upset (and upsetting)?

The F & U 500

In this intro, Stephen asks what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride? And how tall do you have to be to panic?

Clarity

Stephen suggest that America's mayor should choose America's language czar.

Tip / Wag - Bloomberg

Stephen shames NYC Mayor Bloomberg for his shameless inability to get out of jury duty as high-profile billionaires are supposed to be able to do. What is the world coming to?

Terror Firmer

In this Colbert Report intro Stephen asks "Are the Democrats to soft on terror or are the Republicans the only ones who can save us?" among other questions designed to make Americans think. What, we don't know.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Better Know A District - Congressman Zack Sapce

Stephen gets Ohio congressman Zack Space to admit he's a Republican and questions him on the Rosie verses Trump fued.



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Sunday, July 8, 2007

Stephen's true thoughts on Steve Carell

In a Colbert Report check-in, Jon awakens Stephen's true and long repressed hatred for Steve Carell. WARNING: Steve Carell fans are advised against viewing as the footage may offend and/or be disturbing.



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Jon Finally Demands Respect

Jon finally loses his temper with Stephen's attitude and demands respect. Suprisingly, Stephen relents.



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Tom Blanton - Bugs In Our Bonnets

Stephen interviews professional tattle-tale and filthy traitor, Tom Blanton. As much as Mr. Blanton tries to convince the audience of the reasons Americans threw off governance by the king of England, Stephen sets him straight by citing our desire to tyrannize ourselves.



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Doug Baily

In this interview, Stephen talks with Doug Baily, co-founder of Unity08, who attempts to convince Stephen to run for President.



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Spot The Difference

Stephen uses his keen eyes to spot the differnce between two virtually identical pictures of Ten Downing Street depicting Tony Blair and Gordon Brown respectively. Ah, leave it to Stephen to open all our eyes to the conspiracies evolving right before us. If only we all had his powers of political and moral perception. You hear that, Nickelodeon Magazine Puzzle Page???!!!!!



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Iran

Stephen examines the ties between the current government of Iran and the Carter administration and concludes Iran is no longer a menance. The similarities are eerie. Always ahead of the trends, Stephen wisely nominates an Iranian actor as Iran's next president and advises the Iranian's to stock up on leg warmers and cocaine in anticipation of the 80's. Watch.



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The Word: Profiles in Timing

Stephen succinctly sums up Senator Luger's courage in waiting to voice his opinion against the Iraq war while voting for it: "It takes a special breed to recognize a problem, wait until nothing can be done and then express an opinion." Other honorees in Profiles in Timing: George Tennant, Dick Cheney, and George Bush...



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Platinum - Popemobile (Billionares Only!!!)

Stephen recommends the Pope pimp-out the Popemobile and reveals the hypocrisy behind the Vatican's recent release of their "Ten Commandments of Driving".... Check out the luis vuitton air bags! ... Other billionare news items explored: A $700,000 pen! And Panda Burgers...

Buy clicking "Play" you agree that you have a net worth of at least a billion dollars and are thus qualified to view the following material.



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Shut Your Spy Hole

In this episode opener, Stephen advises the CIA to use cold water on blood stains when airing their dirty laundry.



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Give Stephen an iPhone!

Stephen Colbert makes Apple an offer: Give him a free iPhone and he will convince people to buy it. Ha Ha...Not as easy as it sounds...And when it's clear Apple isn't budging, Stehpen announces he will review the Apple iPhone based on the one he "didn't get"...Needless to say, Stephen's non-existent iPhone received zero stars.



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Objectivist Children's Sleepover

Jon Stewart of The Daily Show discovers Stephen Colbert holding his 5th annual Objectivist Children's Sleepover. Makes you feel sorry for the ten "lucky" kids with the stigma Stephen, playing the perfect authoritarian Objectivist, attaches to the sharing of cookies. And then there is that creepy lullaby...(shudder)...classic Colbert!

I am Howard Roark!



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